Sunday, October 30, 2011
Tiger! The Musical!
Immediately, there is suspicion that TIGER WOODS is not telling the whole story. Women come out of the woodwork, claiming to have had affairs with TIGER WOODS.
COCKTAIL WAITRESS:
We had a good time
And he reached the green
In only two shots
If you know what I mean
PARTY GIRL:
We went out one night
And it was such fun
He did what he does:
Shot a hole in one.
ASPIRING ACTRESS:
He bought me a drink
And he asked me my name
Then he played off the first tee
It was a skins game
Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/goingson/2009/12/fragments-from-tiger-the-musical.html#ixzz1cIr6bOc9
