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Sunday, October 30, 2011

 

Tiger! The Musical!

Immediately, there is suspicion that TIGER WOODS is not telling the whole story. Women come out of the woodwork, claiming to have had affairs with TIGER WOODS.

COCKTAIL WAITRESS: 
We had a good time 
And he reached the green 
In only two shots 
If you know what I mean 

PARTY GIRL: 
We went out one night 
And it was such fun 
He did what he does: 
Shot a hole in one. 

ASPIRING ACTRESS: 
He bought me a drink 
And he asked me my name 
Then he played off the first tee 
It was a skins game 


Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/goingson/2009/12/fragments-from-tiger-the-musical.html#ixzz1cIr6bOc9


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